💩 Shart Survival Kit – Hilarious Emergency Gag Gift Set | Funny Poop Prank Gift for Friends & Family

💩 Shart Survival Kit – Hilarious Emergency Gag Gift Set | Funny Poop Prank Gift for Friends & Family

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💩 Shart Survival Kit – Hilarious Emergency Gag Gift Set | Funny Poop Prank Gift for Friends & Family

💩 Shart Survival Kit – Hilarious Emergency Gag Gift Set | Funny Poop Prank Gift for Friends & Family

Regular price $26.99
Regular price $26.99 Sale price $52.00
SAVE 48% Sold out

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THE ULTIMATE NUMBER TWO SURVIVAL KIT

NEVER TRUST A FART. ALWAYS BE PREPARED!

When Things Go Wrong, This Little Kit Has Your Backside.

We've all been there. You think it's just a harmless little fart... until suddenly, it's a full-blown situation. Don't panic! The Shart Survival Kit is here to turn an embarrassing moment into a hilarious story.

Packed inside a compact novelty tin are five funny and functional essentials, including disposable underwear, a tissue pack, cleansing wipes, an instructional care card and a hilarious survival badge.

💩 5-Piece Survival Set 🧻 Tissue Pack 🩲 Disposable Undies 🧼 Cleansing Wipes 🎁 Hilarious Gag Gift
5 Included Essentials
1 Compact Storage Tin
100% Potty Humor Energy
It's all fun and games until someone trusts a fart. 💩
WE ALL KNOW THAT MOMENT

One Tiny Mistake. One Very Big Problem.

Because Sometimes Your Stomach Has Other Plans.

You're on a road trip, out with friends or enjoying a perfectly normal day. Then comes that suspicious rumble. You take a chance, and suddenly you're wishing you had packed a little more than your phone and wallet.

Nobody wants to be caught completely unprepared. And if it happens, you might as well have something that makes the situation a little less miserable — and a whole lot funnier.

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The Unexpected Surprise

That innocent little fart didn't go quite according to plan.

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Nowhere to Be Prepared

You're away from home and suddenly wish you had packed some essentials.

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Awkward Moments

Sometimes all you can do is laugh, clean up and move on.

When life gives you a shart, at least have a survival plan.
MEET YOUR NEW EMERGENCY SIDEKICK

Five Essentials. One Hilariously Prepared Package.

Everything You Need for the World's Funniest Little Emergency.

The Shart Survival Kit combines practical cleanup essentials with a generous dose of bathroom humor. Open the compact tin and discover five included items designed to help you handle an unexpected mishap.

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Disposable Undies

A fresh disposable underwear item for an unexpected wardrobe situation.

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Brown Town Tissues

A handy tissue pack for your little number-two emergency.

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Clean Booty Wipes

Moist cleansing wipes to help clean up after an unfortunate incident.

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Instructional Care Card

A humorous little guide explaining what to do when things go wrong.

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Shart Survival Badge

A ridiculous badge to proudly celebrate surviving the unexpected.

Five items, one tin and enough bathroom humor to keep everyone laughing.
FEATURE 01 · OOPS! POOPSY!

The Emergency Backup Nobody Wants to Need.

A Little Extra Preparation for a Not-So-Little Surprise.

When a suspicious fart turns into a full-blown situation, having a spare pair of disposable underwear can make an awkward moment a little easier to handle.

The kit includes Oopsy Poopsy! Disposable Undies, giving this gag gift a surprisingly practical touch alongside all the laughs.

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Disposable Backup

Includes disposable underwear for an unexpected mishap.

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Travel-Friendly Kit

Stored together inside the compact survival tin.

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Awkwardness Approved

A hilarious solution for one of life's most embarrassing moments.

Better to have it and never need it than to need it and wish you had it!
FEATURE 02 · BROWN TOWN TISSUE PACK

When Things Get Messy, Reach for the Tissues.

A Small Essential for a Situation You Didn't Plan For.

No survival kit would be complete without tissues. The included Brown Town Tissue Pack provides a convenient cleanup essential for those moments when you really wish you had been more careful.

It's one more practical item packed inside this funny little tin, ready for whenever life decides to test your luck.

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Included Tissue Pack

Comes ready as part of the complete five-piece set.

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Compact Essentials

Small enough to fit inside the organized storage tin.

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Funny Packaging

Even the tissue pack gets its own hilarious bathroom-inspired name.

Some situations call for a little more than a paper napkin.
FEATURE 03 · CLEAN BOOTY WIPES

Clean Up the Mess. Leave the Embarrassment Behind.

Moist Cleansing Wipes for Those Unfortunate Moments.

Sometimes regular tissues just aren't enough. That's why the kit includes Clean Booty Wipes to help with cleanup after an unexpected accident.

The individually packaged wipe set adds a practical element to this otherwise hilarious novelty gift, making it more than just something funny to open.

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Moist Wipes

Included for a more convenient cleanup experience.

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Extra Cleanup Option

Complements the included tissue pack and disposable underwear.

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Do Not Flush

These wipes are not flushable. Dispose of used wipes in the trash.

Clean up responsibly. Your plumbing will thank you. 🚽
THE LITTLE DETAILS THAT MAKE IT HILARIOUS

Survived a Shart Attack? You've Earned a Badge.

Because Every Great Survival Story Deserves Recognition.

This kit doesn't stop at practical essentials. It also includes an instructional care card and a hilarious Shart Survival Badge, turning an embarrassing situation into a story worth laughing about.

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The Instructional Care Card

A funny step-by-step guide to handling your unexpected number-two adventure.

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The Survival Badge

A novelty badge featuring the hilarious message: "I Survived A SHART ATTACK."

Not all heroes wear capes. Some just survive a really bad fart. 🏅
COMPACT TIN · COMPLETE SURVIVAL SET

Everything Packed Into One Hilariously Prepared Tin.

A Convenient Little Container for a Very Unfortunate Situation.

No need to carry around a bunch of loose emergency essentials. The Shart Survival Kit brings its five included items together inside a compact novelty tin.

The distinctive red-and-white packaging gives it an unmistakable survival-kit look, while the humorous illustrations and bold graphics make it a conversation starter before it's even opened.

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Compact Tin Case

Keeps the included essentials together in one package.

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Organized Contents

Five different items packed into one convenient kit.

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Eye-Catching Design

Bold red graphics and hilarious packaging make it stand out.

Small package. Big emergency energy. Absolutely ridiculous gift potential.
NOT YOUR ORDINARY GAG GIFT

Why Give Another Boring Joke Gift?

Get the Laughs AND Give Them Something They Can Actually Use.

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ORDINARY GAG GIFTS

• A funny item with little practical use

• Usually one single joke

• Often forgotten after the first laugh

• Limited variety

• Mostly just for decoration

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SHART SURVIVAL KIT

✓ Five included items

✓ Disposable underwear

✓ Tissues and cleansing wipes

✓ Instruction card and survival badge

✓ Compact novelty storage tin

It's the kind of gift that gets a laugh before the box is even opened.
A LITTLE PREPARATION GOES A LONG WAY

Because You Never Know When Nature Will Call.

Be Ready for the Unexpected Wherever Life Takes You.

The funniest emergencies are usually the ones nobody sees coming. Keep your Shart Survival Kit somewhere convenient and enjoy a little extra peace of mind when you're away from home.

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Road Trip Backup

A funny addition to your travel essentials for those long drives.

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Travel Companion

Keep the compact kit with your travel belongings.

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Home Emergency Shelf

A hilarious little backup to keep around the house.

Trust nobody. Not even your own stomach. 😂
A GIFT THAT FITS EVERY FUNNY OCCASION

Take the Laughs on the Road, to the Party or Home.

Wherever There's a Good Sense of Humor, This Kit Belongs.

From weekend adventures to family gatherings, this ridiculous little survival kit is ready to become the center of attention. It's an easy way to turn an ordinary gift exchange into an unforgettable moment.

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Road Trips

A funny companion for long drives and travel adventures.

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Camping Trips

A hilarious addition to your camping and outdoor gear.

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Party Nights

Bring an unexpected laugh to your next get-together.

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White Elephant

A ridiculous surprise that everyone will remember.

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Office Exchanges

Perfect for a lighthearted and memorable gift exchange.

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Family Gatherings

For families and friends who appreciate a good bathroom joke.

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Birthday Parties

Give the birthday person a surprise they won't see coming.

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Friends' Nights

Share a laugh with the friends who never take life too seriously.

THE GIFT THAT GETS EVERYONE TALKING

Give Them a Gift They'll Never Forget.

For the Husband, Boyfriend or Best Friend Who Laughs at Everything.

Finding a gift for someone who already has everything can be a challenge. But finding something that makes them laugh until they cry? That's a different story.

The Shart Survival Kit is packed with outrageous humor, surprisingly practical essentials and an unforgettable presentation. It's perfect for the person who appreciates a little potty humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously.

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For Your Husband

A ridiculous surprise for the man who thinks fart jokes never get old.

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For Your Boyfriend

A funny and unexpected gift that adds a little mischief to gift-giving.

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For Your Best Friend

Because best friends are the perfect people to share ridiculous jokes with.

It's not just a gift. It's a future inside joke waiting to happen.
THE OFFICIAL SHART SURVIVAL PLAN

How to Handle Your Unexpected Situation.

Open the Tin. Grab Your Essentials. Save the Day.

1

Open Your Kit

Open the tin and take out the included survival essentials.

2

Get Prepared

Use the disposable underwear if a clothing change is needed.

3

Clean Up

Use the included tissues and cleansing wipes as appropriate. Do not flush wipes.

4

Claim Your Badge

Display your Shart Survival Badge and laugh about the adventure.

Remember: the wipes are NOT flushable. Dispose of used wipes in the trash. 🚽
COMPLETE KIT INCLUDES · 5 ITEMS

Everything Inside Your Shart Survival Kit.

Five Hilarious and Functional Essentials in One Compact Package.

Each kit brings together the following five items, combining practical cleanup essentials with the signature Witty Yeti sense of humor.

01 · Oopsy Poopsy!
Disposable Undies — disposable underwear for unexpected mishaps.
02 · Brown Town
Tissue Pack — an included tissue pack for cleanup.
03 · Clean Booty
Cleansing Wipes — moist wipes for cleanup. Not flushable.
04 · Instruction Card
Instructional Care Card — a humorous guide to handling a shart emergency.
05 · Survival Badge
Shart Survival Badge — a novelty badge celebrating your survival.
Storage
Compact novelty tin case with red-and-white printed packaging.
Five items. One tin. One very memorable gift.
PRODUCT INFORMATION

Everything You Need to Know.

A funny and functional novelty survival kit by Witty Yeti, combining disposable underwear, tissues, cleansing wipes, an instructional care card and a humorous badge.

Brand
Witty Yeti
Product Name
Shart Survival Kit
Product Type
Novelty Gag Gift & Emergency Cleanup Kit
Included Items
5 Different Items
Storage
Compact Printed Tin Case
Main Features
Disposable Underwear, Tissue Pack, Cleansing Wipes, Care Card & Survival Badge
Gift Occasion
Birthdays, Parties, White Elephant, Holiday Gifts & Funny Gift Exchanges
Wipe Disposal
Not Flushable. Dispose of Used Wipes in the Trash.
What exactly comes inside the Shart Survival Kit?

Each kit includes five items: Oopsy Poopsy! Disposable Undies, Brown Town Tissue Pack, Clean Booty Wipes, an Instructional Care Card and a Shart Survival Badge.

Is this just a joke gift or does it have practical items?

It's both! The kit combines bathroom humor with practical essentials, including disposable underwear, tissues and cleansing wipes.

Are the wipes flushable?

No. The included wipes are not flushable. Always dispose of used wipes in a trash bin.

Does it come in a storage tin?

Yes. The five included items are packaged together in a compact novelty tin with distinctive red-and-white graphics.

Who would enjoy receiving this gift?

It's a fun novelty gift for husbands, boyfriends, friends, family members and anyone who appreciates bathroom humor.

Is it suitable for White Elephant gift exchanges?

Absolutely! Its unexpected theme and hilarious packaging make it a memorable choice for lighthearted gift exchanges and parties.

Does Witty Yeti offer a satisfaction guarantee?

The supplied brand description states that Witty Yeti offers a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on its gag gifts and novelty products.

Witty Yeti humor, practical essentials and a lifetime satisfaction guarantee. That's one unforgettable package!
LET THE SURVIVAL STORIES BEGIN

DON'T TRUST THE FART. TRUST THE KIT!

The Funniest Little Emergency Kit You Never Knew You Needed.

From disposable underwear and tissues to cleansing wipes and a hilarious survival badge, the Shart Survival Kit is packed with everything that makes a great gag gift unforgettable.

Whether you're buying it for your husband, boyfriend, best friend or that one person who never stops making fart jokes, this is one gift they'll definitely remember.

When Nature Calls, Make Sure You're Ready to Answer!

Give them the gift of laughter, a little preparation and a whole lot of unforgettable bathroom humor.

💩 5-Piece Kit 🩲 Disposable Undies 🧻 Tissue Pack 🧼 Cleansing Wipes 🏅 Survival Badge
STAY PREPARED · KEEP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR · SURVIVE THE SHART! 💩
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