{"product_id":"💩-shart-survival-kit-hilarious-emergency-gag-gift-set-funny-poop-prank-gift-for-friends-family","title":"💩 Shart Survival Kit – Hilarious Emergency Gag Gift Set | Funny Poop Prank Gift for Friends \u0026 Family","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* ==========================================\n   SHART SURVIVAL KIT\n   FIXED 16 MODULE SHOPIFY TEMPLATE\n   RED \/ CREAM \/ MINT \/ CHARCOAL\n========================================== *\/\n\n#shart-survival-page{\n  --bg:#faf2ef;\n  --white:#fffdfb;\n  --dark:#443536;\n  --red:#d9232e;\n  --red2:#ed5960;\n  --mint:#63bdb5;\n  --gold:#d9a36e;\n  --text:#635557;\n  --muted:#8c7c7d;\n  --line:rgba(175,68,75,.16);\n\n  width:100%;\n  max-width:1140px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:0;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  box-sizing:border-box;\n  border-radius:18px;\n  background:var(--bg);\n  color:var(--text);\n  font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n  font-size:14px;\n  line-height:1.75;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page *,\n#shart-survival-page 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color:#c52c36;\n  font-size:15px;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n\/* SPECS *\/\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-specs{\n  overflow:hidden;\n  margin:20px auto 0;\n  border:1px solid #edceca;\n  border-radius:14px;\n  background:#fffdfb;\n  text-align:left;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-spec-row{\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:minmax(125px,.8fr) minmax(0,1.7fr);\n  border-bottom:1px solid #eee1df;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-spec-row:last-child{\n  border-bottom:0;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-spec-label,\n#shart-survival-page .ss-spec-value{\n  padding:12px 14px;\n  font-size:12px;\n  line-height:1.75;\n  overflow-wrap:anywhere;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-spec-label{\n  background:#f5e7e4;\n  color:#514044;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-spec-value{\n  color:var(--muted);\n}\n\n\/* FAQ *\/\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-faq{\n  max-width:900px;\n  margin:20px auto 0;\n  text-align:left;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-faq-item{\n  margin-bottom:9px;\n  padding:15px 17px;\n  border:1px solid #edceca;\n  border-radius:13px;\n  background:#fffdfb;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-faq-item strong{\n  display:block;\n  margin-bottom:6px;\n  color:#514044;\n  font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;\n  font-size:15px;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-faq-item p{\n  color:var(--muted);\n  font-size:12px;\n  line-height:1.8;\n}\n\n\/* FINAL CTA *\/\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-final{\n  max-width:900px;\n  margin:20px auto 0;\n  padding:24px 18px;\n  border:1px solid #edceca;\n  border-radius:17px;\n  background:#fffdfb;\n  box-shadow:0 7px 22px rgba(68,53,54,.06);\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-final strong{\n  display:block;\n  max-width:780px;\n  margin:0 auto 11px;\n  color:#514044;\n  font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;\n  font-size:24px;\n  line-height:1.4;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-final p{\n  max-width:800px;\n  margin:0 auto 13px;\n  color:var(--muted);\n  font-size:13px;\n  line-height:1.9;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-final-pills{\n  display:flex;\n  flex-wrap:wrap;\n  justify-content:center;\n  gap:8px;\n  margin:16px auto;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-final-pills span{\n  padding:8px 11px;\n  border:1px solid #edceca;\n  border-radius:999px;\n  background:#faf2ef;\n  color:#514044;\n  font-size:11px;\n  font-weight:750;\n}\n\n#shart-survival-page .ss-finish-line{\n  display:block;\n  margin:15px auto 0;\n  padding:11px;\n  border:1px solid #edceca;\n  border-radius:11px;\n  background:#eaf3f0;\n  color:#438d83;\n  font-size:10px;\n  font-weight:800;\n  letter-spacing:.7px;\n  line-height:1.7;\n}\n\n\/* MOBILE *\/\n\n@media(max-width:749px){\n\n  #shart-survival-page{\n    border-radius:11px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-section{\n    padding:26px 15px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-title{\n    font-size:25px;\n    letter-spacing:-.3px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-hero-title{\n    font-size:31px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-lead{\n    font-size:14px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-copy{\n    font-size:12px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-grid2,\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-grid3{\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));\n    gap:9px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-grid3\u003e:last-child:nth-child(odd){\n    grid-column:1\/-1;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-grid4{\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));\n    gap:8px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-card{\n    padding:14px 11px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-card h3{\n    font-size:15px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-card p{\n    font-size:11px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-pill{\n    padding:7px 9px;\n    font-size:10px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-stats{\n    gap:6px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-stat{\n    padding:12px 5px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-stat strong{\n    font-size:19px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-stat span{\n    font-size:10px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-note{\n    padding:13px;\n    font-size:14px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-spec-row{\n    grid-template-columns:105px minmax(0,1fr);\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-spec-label,\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-spec-value{\n    padding:10px;\n    font-size:11px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-final{\n    padding:19px 12px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-final strong{\n    font-size:21px;\n  }\n\n  @supports (-webkit-background-clip:text){\n    #shart-survival-page .ss-title{\n      animation-duration:10s;\n    }\n  }\n}\n\n@media(max-width:390px){\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-hero-title{\n    font-size:28px;\n  }\n\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-stat strong{\n    font-size:17px;\n  }\n}\n\n@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){\n  #shart-survival-page .ss-title{\n    animation:none!important;\n    background-position:50% 50%!important;\n  }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"shart-survival-page\" lang=\"en\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 01: HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-dots\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE NUMBER TWO SURVIVAL KIT\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"ss-title ss-hero-title\"\u003eNEVER TRUST A FART. ALWAYS BE PREPARED!\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eWhen Things Go Wrong, This Little Kit Has Your Backside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eWe've all been there. You think it's just a harmless little fart... until suddenly, it's a full-blown situation. Don't panic! The Shart Survival Kit is here to turn an embarrassing moment into a hilarious story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003ePacked inside a compact novelty tin are five funny and functional essentials, including disposable underwear, a tissue pack, cleansing wipes, an instructional care card and a hilarious survival badge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/2a16267c-04b9-4233-be85-3b178d9c3f48.png?v=1794388848\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-pills\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ss-pill\"\u003e💩 5-Piece Survival Set\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ss-pill\"\u003e🧻 Tissue Pack\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ss-pill\"\u003e🩲 Disposable Undies\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ss-pill\"\u003e🧼 Cleansing Wipes\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ss-pill\"\u003e🎁 Hilarious Gag Gift\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e5\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eIncluded Essentials\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCompact Storage Tin\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100%\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePotty Humor Energy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eIt's all fun and games until someone trusts a fart. 💩\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 02: CUSTOMER PAIN POINTS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-grid-pattern\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eWE ALL KNOW THAT MOMENT\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eOne Tiny Mistake. One Very Big Problem.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eBecause Sometimes Your Stomach Has Other Plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eYou're on a road trip, out with friends or enjoying a perfectly normal day. Then comes that suspicious rumble. You take a chance, and suddenly you're wishing you had packed a little more than your phone and wallet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eNobody wants to be caught completely unprepared. And if it happens, you might as well have something that makes the situation a little less miserable — and a whole lot funnier.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/a6bfef8248684d8eb86f9b0f2ce3bb64_tplv-fhlh96nyum-resize-webp_800_800.webp?v=1794387538\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e😳\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Unexpected Surprise\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat innocent little fart didn't go quite according to plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🚗\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNowhere to Be Prepared\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're away from home and suddenly wish you had packed some essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAwkward Moments\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes all you can do is laugh, clean up and move on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eWhen life gives you a shart, at least have a survival plan.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 03: CORE SOLUTION --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-lines\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eMEET YOUR NEW EMERGENCY SIDEKICK\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eFive Essentials. One Hilariously Prepared Package.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eEverything You Need for the World's Funniest Little Emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThe Shart Survival Kit combines practical cleanup essentials with a generous dose of bathroom humor. Open the compact tin and discover five included items designed to help you handle an unexpected mishap.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/be7cc382-f5be-430b-bd2b-caa11a38aeff.png?v=1794388839\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🩲\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisposable Undies\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fresh disposable underwear item for an unexpected wardrobe situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🧻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBrown Town Tissues\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA handy tissue pack for your little number-two emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eClean Booty Wipes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMoist cleansing wipes to help clean up after an unfortunate incident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e📋\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInstructional Care Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA humorous little guide explaining what to do when things go wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🏅\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShart Survival Badge\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA ridiculous badge to proudly celebrate surviving the unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eFive items, one tin and enough bathroom humor to keep everyone laughing.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 04: DISPOSABLE UNDERWEAR --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-dots\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eFEATURE 01 · OOPS! POOPSY!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eThe Emergency Backup Nobody Wants to Need.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eA Little Extra Preparation for a Not-So-Little Surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eWhen a suspicious fart turns into a full-blown situation, having a spare pair of disposable underwear can make an awkward moment a little easier to handle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThe kit includes Oopsy Poopsy! Disposable Undies, giving this gag gift a surprisingly practical touch alongside all the laughs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/b0487cdc-ae54-4766-8e15-3d0d55d45a5b.png?v=1794388849\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🩲\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDisposable Backup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes disposable underwear for an unexpected mishap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🎒\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTravel-Friendly Kit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStored together inside the compact survival tin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e😅\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAwkwardness Approved\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hilarious solution for one of life's most embarrassing moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eBetter to have it and never need it than to need it and wish you had it!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 05: TISSUE PACK --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-grid-pattern\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eFEATURE 02 · BROWN TOWN TISSUE PACK\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eWhen Things Get Messy, Reach for the Tissues.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eA Small Essential for a Situation You Didn't Plan For.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eNo survival kit would be complete without tissues. The included Brown Town Tissue Pack provides a convenient cleanup essential for those moments when you really wish you had been more careful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eIt's one more practical item packed inside this funny little tin, ready for whenever life decides to test your luck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/b0cc2e3f-0397-4bca-bc1b-6e50f15f4f4b.png?v=1794388852\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🧻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIncluded Tissue Pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes ready as part of the complete five-piece set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🤏\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCompact Essentials\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall enough to fit inside the organized storage tin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFunny Packaging\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven the tissue pack gets its own hilarious bathroom-inspired name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eSome situations call for a little more than a paper napkin.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 06: CLEANSING WIPES --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-lines\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eFEATURE 03 · CLEAN BOOTY WIPES\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eClean Up the Mess. Leave the Embarrassment Behind.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eMoist Cleansing Wipes for Those Unfortunate Moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eSometimes regular tissues just aren't enough. That's why the kit includes Clean Booty Wipes to help with cleanup after an unexpected accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThe individually packaged wipe set adds a practical element to this otherwise hilarious novelty gift, making it more than just something funny to open.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/103cc293-f231-42a3-b28a-b095288ff754.png?v=1794388854\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🧼\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMoist Wipes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncluded for a more convenient cleanup experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🧻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eExtra Cleanup Option\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComplements the included tissue pack and disposable underwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🚫\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDo Not Flush\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese wipes are not flushable. Dispose of used wipes in the trash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eClean up responsibly. Your plumbing will thank you. 🚽\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 07: BADGE \u0026 INSTRUCTION CARD --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-dots\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE LITTLE DETAILS THAT MAKE IT HILARIOUS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eSurvived a Shart Attack? You've Earned a Badge.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eBecause Every Great Survival Story Deserves Recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThis kit doesn't stop at practical essentials. It also includes an instructional care card and a hilarious Shart Survival Badge, turning an embarrassing situation into a story worth laughing about.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/3d6e4f70-c04c-41b4-a717-dc53cbf2f5c9.png?v=1794388855\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e📋\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Instructional Care Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny step-by-step guide to handling your unexpected number-two adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🏅\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Survival Badge\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA novelty badge featuring the hilarious message: \"I Survived A SHART ATTACK.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eNot all heroes wear capes. Some just survive a really bad fart. 🏅\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 08: STORAGE TIN --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-grid-pattern\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eCOMPACT TIN · COMPLETE SURVIVAL SET\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eEverything Packed Into One Hilariously Prepared Tin.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eA Convenient Little Container for a Very Unfortunate Situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eNo need to carry around a bunch of loose emergency essentials. The Shart Survival Kit brings its five included items together inside a compact novelty tin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThe distinctive red-and-white packaging gives it an unmistakable survival-kit look, while the humorous illustrations and bold graphics make it a conversation starter before it's even opened.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/cfc6c2b1-f9a1-4d45-9bf9-faa857c2fed9.png?v=1794388856\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🧰\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCompact Tin Case\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeeps the included essentials together in one package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e📦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOrganized Contents\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive different items packed into one convenient kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🔴\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEye-Catching Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold red graphics and hilarious packaging make it stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eSmall package. Big emergency energy. Absolutely ridiculous gift potential.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 09: COMPARISON --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-lines\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eNOT YOUR ORDINARY GAG GIFT\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eWhy Give Another Boring Joke Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eGet the Laughs AND Give Them Something They Can Actually Use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eORDINARY GAG GIFTS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A funny item with little practical use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Usually one single joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Often forgotten after the first laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Limited variety\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Mostly just for decoration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e💩\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSHART SURVIVAL KIT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Five included items\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Disposable underwear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Tissues and cleansing wipes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Instruction card and survival badge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✓ Compact novelty storage tin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eIt's the kind of gift that gets a laugh before the box is even opened.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 10: EVERYDAY PREPAREDNESS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-dots\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eA LITTLE PREPARATION GOES A LONG WAY\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eBecause You Never Know When Nature Will Call.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eBe Ready for the Unexpected Wherever Life Takes You.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThe funniest emergencies are usually the ones nobody sees coming. Keep your Shart Survival Kit somewhere convenient and enjoy a little extra peace of mind when you're away from home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/17a11a22-f4a0-4eb7-93ec-efd252fb0fdb.png?v=1794388857\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🚗\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRoad Trip Backup\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny addition to your travel essentials for those long drives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🎒\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTravel Companion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep the compact kit with your travel belongings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🏠\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHome Emergency Shelf\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hilarious little backup to keep around the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eTrust nobody. Not even your own stomach. 😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 11: USAGE SCENARIOS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-grid-pattern\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eA GIFT THAT FITS EVERY FUNNY OCCASION\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eTake the Laughs on the Road, to the Party or Home.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eWherever There's a Good Sense of Humor, This Kit Belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eFrom weekend adventures to family gatherings, this ridiculous little survival kit is ready to become the center of attention. It's an easy way to turn an ordinary gift exchange into an unforgettable moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🚙\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eRoad Trips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny companion for long drives and travel adventures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🏕️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCamping Trips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA hilarious addition to your camping and outdoor gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🎉\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eParty Nights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring an unexpected laugh to your next get-together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🎄\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA ridiculous surprise that everyone will remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🏢\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOffice Exchanges\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a lighthearted and memorable gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e👨👩👧👦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFamily Gatherings\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor families and friends who appreciate a good bathroom joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🎂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBirthday Parties\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive the birthday person a surprise they won't see coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e🍻\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFriends' Nights\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShare a laugh with the friends who never take life too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 12: GIFTING --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-lines\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE GIFT THAT GETS EVERYONE TALKING\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eGive Them a Gift They'll Never Forget.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eFor the Husband, Boyfriend or Best Friend Who Laughs at Everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eFinding a gift for someone who already has everything can be a challenge. But finding something that makes them laugh until they cry? That's a different story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eThe Shart Survival Kit is packed with outrageous humor, surprisingly practical essentials and an unforgettable presentation. It's perfect for the person who appreciates a little potty humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e❤️\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor Your Husband\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA ridiculous surprise for the man who thinks fart jokes never get old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e😘\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor Your Boyfriend\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny and unexpected gift that adds a little mischief to gift-giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-icon\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFor Your Best Friend\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause best friends are the perfect people to share ridiculous jokes with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eIt's not just a gift. It's a future inside joke waiting to happen.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 13: HOW TO USE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-dots\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE OFFICIAL SHART SURVIVAL PLAN\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eHow to Handle Your Unexpected Situation.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eOpen the Tin. Grab Your Essentials. Save the Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-grid ss-grid4\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-step\"\u003e1\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOpen Your Kit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen the tin and take out the included survival essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-step\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGet Prepared\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the disposable underwear if a clothing change is needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-step\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eClean Up\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the included tissues and cleansing wipes as appropriate. Do not flush wipes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-step\"\u003e4\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eClaim Your Badge\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisplay your Shart Survival Badge and laugh about the adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eRemember: the wipes are NOT flushable. Dispose of used wipes in the trash. 🚽\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 14: COMPLETE KIT CONTENTS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-grid-pattern\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eCOMPLETE KIT INCLUDES · 5 ITEMS\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eEverything Inside Your Shart Survival Kit.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eFive Hilarious and Functional Essentials in One Compact Package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eEach kit brings together the following five items, combining practical cleanup essentials with the signature Witty Yeti sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-specs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003e01 · Oopsy Poopsy!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eDisposable Undies — disposable underwear for unexpected mishaps.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003e02 · Brown Town\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eTissue Pack — an included tissue pack for cleanup.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003e03 · Clean Booty\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eCleansing Wipes — moist wipes for cleanup. Not flushable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003e04 · Instruction Card\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eInstructional Care Card — a humorous guide to handling a shart emergency.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003e05 · Survival Badge\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eShart Survival Badge — a novelty badge celebrating your survival.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eStorage\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eCompact novelty tin case with red-and-white printed packaging.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eFive items. One tin. One very memorable gift.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 15: PRODUCT INFORMATION \u0026 FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-lines\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003ePRODUCT INFORMATION\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title\"\u003eEverything You Need to Know.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eA funny and functional novelty survival kit by Witty Yeti, combining disposable underwear, tissues, cleansing wipes, an instructional care card and a humorous badge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-specs\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eBrand\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eWitty Yeti\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eProduct Name\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eShart Survival Kit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eProduct Type\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eNovelty Gag Gift \u0026amp; Emergency Cleanup Kit\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eIncluded Items\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003e5 Different Items\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eStorage\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eCompact Printed Tin Case\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eMain Features\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eDisposable Underwear, Tissue Pack, Cleansing Wipes, Care Card \u0026amp; Survival Badge\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eGift Occasion\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eBirthdays, Parties, White Elephant, Holiday Gifts \u0026amp; Funny Gift Exchanges\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-label\"\u003eWipe Disposal\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-spec-value\"\u003eNot Flushable. Dispose of Used Wipes in the Trash.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat exactly comes inside the Shart Survival Kit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach kit includes five items: Oopsy Poopsy! Disposable Undies, Brown Town Tissue Pack, Clean Booty Wipes, an Instructional Care Card and a Shart Survival Badge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this just a joke gift or does it have practical items?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's both! The kit combines bathroom humor with practical essentials, including disposable underwear, tissues and cleansing wipes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAre the wipes flushable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The included wipes are not flushable. Always dispose of used wipes in a trash bin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in a storage tin?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The five included items are packaged together in a compact novelty tin with distinctive red-and-white graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho would enjoy receiving this gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a fun novelty gift for husbands, boyfriends, friends, family members and anyone who appreciates bathroom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable for White Elephant gift exchanges?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely! Its unexpected theme and hilarious packaging make it a memorable choice for lighthearted gift exchanges and parties.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoes Witty Yeti offer a satisfaction guarantee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe supplied brand description states that Witty Yeti offers a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on its gag gifts and novelty products.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-note\"\u003eWitty Yeti humor, practical essentials and a lifetime satisfaction guarantee. That's one unforgettable package!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- MODULE 16: FINAL CTA --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ss-section ss-pattern ss-dots\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ss-eyebrow\"\u003eLET THE SURVIVAL STORIES BEGIN\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ss-title ss-hero-title\"\u003eDON'T TRUST THE FART. TRUST THE KIT!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-lead\"\u003eThe Funniest Little Emergency Kit You Never Knew You Needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eFrom disposable underwear and tissues to cleansing wipes and a hilarious survival badge, the Shart Survival Kit is packed with everything that makes a great gag gift unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ss-copy\"\u003eWhether you're buying it for your husband, boyfriend, best friend or that one person who never stops making fart jokes, this is one gift they'll definitely remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-final\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e When Nature Calls, Make Sure You're Ready to Answer! \u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive them the gift of laughter, a little preparation and a whole lot of unforgettable bathroom humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ss-final-pills\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e💩 5-Piece Kit\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🩲 Disposable Undies\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🧻 Tissue Pack\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🧼 Cleansing Wipes\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e🏅 Survival Badge\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ss-finish-line\"\u003e STAY PREPARED · KEEP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR · SURVIVE THE SHART! 💩 \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"XCC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44638143512663,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5473\/7239\/files\/2a16267c-04b9-4233-be85-3b178d9c3f48.png?v=1794388848","url":"https:\/\/mycheesemas.com\/fr\/products\/%f0%9f%92%a9-shart-survival-kit-hilarious-emergency-gag-gift-set-funny-poop-prank-gift-for-friends-family","provider":"mycheesemas","version":"1.0","type":"link"}